EPW'S Aggression 43, ANTHOLOGY will pick up more gold as myself and Larry Tact will defeat The Forsaken and become the new EPW World Tag Team Champions. What a scene it will be to take the titles away from two EMO bitches, then watch them write a song about it. Slit your wrists, put the make up on, here comes daddy.
Now, first and foremost I need to clear the rumors right now.
It's no secret that the internet has been buzzin' about yours truly, facing NFW'S own Joe The Plumber. I'm here to tell you right now it's not going to happen.
It wasn't the mere fact that the NFW placed a carrot in front of Joe The Plumber. Eddie Mayfield licked that carrot up and down as only as he could and inserted it up the asshole of Joe The Plumber and said "GO GET 'EM TIGER". There is nothing I'd rather do right now than to jack slap the shit out of Mayfield. Joe The Plumber might fool the fucks in the NFW but daddy doesn't buy it. NFW looks at Joe The Plumber as some crazy plunger waving bad ass. Jared Wells looks at you as lost sperm in the NFW bank confused if your a plumber or a rapper. Confused if your waving a plunger or a microphone. Your overalls are simply silk G-Strings.
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them.
They say "WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL OUT JTP ON THE EPW PROGRAM?" I did. But the fact of the matter is that he doesn't deserve to have is name mentioned by me on TV. Having a man looking like a homeless mans ball-fro is something that doesn't qualify in my world. Your undefeated because NFW allows it. Anywhere else in the world your just a dick grabbing, money making, REACH AROUND, fuck. I'm sure on the NFW contract it says "WHAT CAN YOU BRING?" They said, JOE THE PLUMBER WAVING A PLUNGER? OH MY GOD!!! Daddy is going to fill out the contract and say, "I CAN WAVE MY PENIS IN THE AIR".
You see Joe The Plumber, daddy is the type of guy you could trust, becoming best friends. But once you bring in your girlfriend or your 18 year old sister, I wouldn't hesitate for one second asking if I could stick a hot dog in their asses. Non using condom Wells would do what he does best. After doing the "NOT PULLING OUT" method, I wouldn't look down scared. Fuck no. I wouldn't say "UHHHHH MAYBE I COULD WASH IT OFF?" Oh no. I'd take my rich baby making ass to the airport and never be heard of again. Go ahead and give your little sister a kiss, it's gonna smell like Wells Dangle.
Joe The Plumber your idea of fucking up my carpet and drinking my beer, taking a dump and leaving it is a cute idea. I remember my first beer. I'm the type of guy to take a shit on the bare floor then install carpet over top of it. Get daddy his knee kicker. Don't get mad when myself and Mrs. Joe The Plumber are making sugar cookies in the kitchen along with watching Boner Jams '03. Don't worry, I'll lock the little bastard mistakes down in the basement.
Careful with your words "DAWG". I just might show up in your very own backyard whether the tool bags in the NFW like it or not. They might not let daddy in but an eighth of shrooms could turn into a wonderful thing. Imagine Jared MOTHER FUCKING Wells knocking on the NFW door along with Papa Smurf & Gargamel? You'd see the jolliest bunch of assholes.
What's the SUCKA-FREE-FUCKIN BOUSE gonna do when I grab him by the back of the next, gently lower his face down and ask the simple question.......
DO YOU WANT THIS DICK BITCH?
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH?????? Master P sucks. Just too bad the NFW thinks it's cool.
Joe The Plumber? Are you sure Joe The Rapper?
Until then, Daddy and the EPW Intercontinental Champ have beer to drink.
